Showing posts with label Tom Lehrer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Lehrer. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 May 2025

Shows...

 We at the Trees have been to a lot of shows recently - or it seems more than normal.

So here is a list of some of them

Groundhog Day (Tim Minchin's version) at the Old Vic.  We did like the film, but felt the musical was better in a number of ways.

English Kings, Killing Foreigners. A reworking and reconsideration of Shakespeare's Henry V from a queer colonial perspective.  At the friendly Camden People's Theatre.

Tom Lehrer is Teaching Math and Doesn't Want to Talk to You.  Upstairs at the Gatehouse, in Highgate Village.  Essentially a Tom Lehrer jukebox musical, and all the better for it.  Of course, given how gifted Lehrer was, they needed a pianist and a singer.  And there were a few cuts to the songs. Hey ho.  It was still brilliant fun.  The audience were mouthing along with joy.

The Pirates of Penzance at the ENO.  Done straight, pretty much, but great fun.

Dr Strangelove, with Steve Coogan.  Not a bad go at the classic film. 

Guys and Dolls at the Bridge.  A great show. Really fun.

Die Fledermaus at the Greenwich theatre.  Good, if not perfect.

Nye At the National.  Absolutely wonderful and uplifting.  Everyone should see this to understand where the NHS came from.

Dear England at the National.  Another piece looking at the state of England.  Worth seeing, but we argue it isn't really about the football!


Sunday, 19 May 2013

Updates

This really needs little explanation.  It is an update to "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer...
While this video of Lehrer himself in 1967, in Copenhagen contains two variations:-

Monday, 7 May 2012

Major Versions

Today's XKCD is wonderful - a cartoon rendition of G&S's "Modern Major General."   And if you click on it you'll find you link through to a YouTube video of a company singing the original on the Beeb - lead by Simon Butteriss as the MG.

And then, only a few hours later, this appeared online:


Marvellous....

Sunday, 14 August 2011

A Question of Protocol

I'm confused.  What is the correct response when your eldest says he has lent all your Tom Lehrer CDs to his new girlfriend?

Saturday, 16 July 2011

Dynamic, Periodic

Have a look at this.  Play with it.
It's a super-duper, interactive Web Periodic Table

Monday, 30 May 2011

Balconies: Le Blockhaus

After we left Le Touquet, we had time to spare.  So we went to visit "Le Blockhaus d'Eperlecques" (that is the French - we would say the Bunker) near St Omer.
This was built in WWII to be a V2 rocket launching installation, with comprehensive rail and road communications.  The site is now an historic monument, with AV presentations and displays.  You walk through a forest, finding out about the history of the site, until you are suddenly faced with the brutal shape and mass of the Bunker itself.
Operation Crossbow targeted the Bunker, and it was never completed.  The wreckage of the raid is still there.
There is a lot of information about the site, and about the awful conditions of the prisoners - the thousands of slave labourers - who were forced to build the Bunker, and the many who died as a result.

To try and put the site into context, they have also brought in other equipment from the Second World War.
I got the impression it was used as a liquid fuel factory after the raid, but because of the attack, the rockets were never actually launched from the site.

If the horrid, brutal military architecture echoes the Ayn Randian skyscrapers I referenced briefly in my original Balconies post, this is far from being the only connection. 

You can wander inside the huge, ruined Bunker (and watch yet another AV presentation);  there are big, damp empty concrete spaces like these:
But just inside the main entrance you come across this:
- which is when it really hit home to me that this horrid, brutal place of suffering and slavery was also part of the story of space travel that I've been looking at so romantically over the last few weeks. 

OK, so this isn't a real rocket, it is a huge (20 foot high?), well-painted, flat panel lit to look like a V2 sitting at the end of the corridor.  But it does its job. 

The classic streamlined rocket shape, with its pointed nose and stabilising fins, is exactly the same as that of Gargarin's launcher, and of all subsequent roamantic rocketeering pictures. 

The story of the building of these weapons - and particularly the V2 - is an inescapable part of the story of the development of space flight.  There is a V2 in the Space gallery of the Science Museum in London, as well as (if I remember correctly?) a diorama showing the earlier research carried out a Peenemunde.  It may even have been made by Mat Irvine, I don't know. 

And that was one of my favourite museum galleries to visit when I was a young teenager in London.  It captures the story of space travel as a historical narrative, leading up to Apollo (or it did then).   Richly engaging, I'd thought - not really thinking about the weaponry. 

Le Blockhaus really brought home the relationship.  The romance of space flight was and remains - at least in part - a product of brutal wartime weapons-making. 

On the way to France, we'd had a Tom Lehrer record on CD in the car, including "Werner von Braun" -

Gather round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun
A man whose allegiance is ruled by expedience
Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown
"Ha, Nazi schmazi," says Wernher von Braun

Don't say that he's hypocritical
Say rather that he's apolitical
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down
That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun

Some have harsh words for this man of renown
But some think our attitude should be one of gratitude
Like the widows and cripples in old London town
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun

You too may be a big hero
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
"In German oder English I know how to count down
Und I'm learning Chinese," says Wernher von Braun

A song I've known and admired for years.   But the Bunker really drove the point home, in a way the satire just couldn't.

And yet, and yet, I can't quite leave it at that. 

Because I still get a kick out of looking up at the night sky, and humbly identifying those tiny, wavering points of light. 

They remain.

Sunday, 1 May 2011

There May be Many Others...

... but if so I haven't heard (of) them.  Songs broadcast in their completeness on Desert Island Discs, that is. 
Today we had the selection of Professor David Phillips, currently President of the Royal Society of Chemistry.  At one point he was Professor at the Royal Institution, where 10 of the chemical elements were discovered.  So it was no suprise, I guess, that he chose Tom Lehrer's The Elements as one of his records.  What did surprise me was that they played the whole thing, without a fade. Marvellous.

Monday, 13 September 2010

Modern Major Google

OK. So Google have launched Google Instant - that prompts you with results as you type - and promoted it using Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" music video.  Very nice if you like that sort of thing.

However, a far superior use of the technology has just been pointed out to me:

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

At the Royal Institution

Yesterday we (the boys and I) went to one of the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures. This year's lecture series is by Professor Sue Hartley. Called the 300 Million War, it is about the battle between the plants (who don't want to be eaten) and the animals (who want to eat them).

I first went to one of these talks back in the 70s - I must have been between 14 and 17; I can remember it was about heat and thermodynamics. (Actually, looking at the record it was probably George Porter on 'The Natural History of a Sunbeam' so that gives you an insight into just how poor my memory is). Then in 2003 I took the eldest to see Monica Grady (who I used to know at college), talking about geology and space (to put it very simplistically).

But actually the Christmas Lectures have been going for far longer than that. The first was in 1825; Michael Faraday gave many of the earlier ones himself. So allowing for the WWII years (when the lectures were cancelled), this year's lectures are something like the 180th in the series.

I was also interested in trying to meet up with an ex-colleague of mine who has recently become something very senior there. So we went early.

However, yesterday was also the day that the Guardian ran a full page article on the internal politics at the RI, its funding and the position of the Director, Susan Greenfield (actually Baroness Greenfield), who has been leading the organisation since 1998. So I guessed that he might be a just a little busy - and so it proved.

Well, we got there early and the events team did seem very busy, so we went to the cafe for drinks. I didn't recall this, nor the glass elevator and roof - it all seemed brand new; the Guardian article had highlighted the new building works, and from here they were both very obvious and very impressive - very well done indeed. While we were sitting there, gangs of teenagers were wandering around (in a nice way) waiting for the Lecture.

And then someone led a Shetland pony past us. We were surprised, to say the least, and several of the teenage girls nearby started cooing over it.

My ex-colleague did join us for 10 minutes, which was good of him, as he seemed to have had an incredibly busy day. He recommended the Faraday museum downstairs, and when we mentioned the pony he just replied laconically 'That means they were late.'

So anyway, he left us and we tried the Museum in the basement. It was small but excellent - very well done, and with absolutely unique content. Faraday's original lab, a display of the first Dewar flask, the first electrical transformer, Faraday's egg, and the TEN elements all discovered at the Royal Institution. Brilliant.

And then to the lecture, (in the original lecture theatre of course, also recently refurbished and looking very spick and span). This had the requisite number of explosions, displays, messy experiments, animals (as well as the pony there were aphids, a huge St Bernard dog and a two-toed sloth). and so forth. It was fun - and then we went home.

The RI is strongly, strongly recommended. I can't believe it is sensible of me only to go there on odd Christmasses. It is a one-of-a-kind organisation, and just wonderful.

You should go there too. Go at once.

Saturday, 10 October 2009

Obama's Prize

For every person who thinks Barack Obama should not have received the Nobel Peace Prize, just remember:

Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize

There.
'nuff said.

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

The Curse of Tom Lehrer

This is kind of hard to explain well, but here goes.
School opera. End of school year, so we went along to support them and enjoy ourselves. Eldest had some involvement.

The Mikado. Now, I have been a G&S fan for a long time, and The Mikado was one of the first of the Savoy operas I ever heard or saw. (I have a peculiar memory of seeing it on telly with Eric Idle in the role of Lord High Executioner?). Watching the school production (which was very good), lots of the libretto came flooding back, including famous phrases such as 'Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative'. Trips off the tongue, really.

Anyway, a few days later we started off on Summer Hols, and embarrassingly I began to sing the finale song (or one of them) - about how he's 'gone and married Yum Yum,' of course. I suddenly found myself going wildly off-piste (according to eldest, who stuck to the correct chorus). I'd announced in my weak, off-key way that: '...I love she and she loves I...'. What was this? My memory of the operetta from way back had failed me.

Anyway, eldest fiddled around in the back of the car and solved it for me. He produced his shiny i-Pod thing, which tinnily blurted out:

To end on a happy note, one can always count on Gilbert and Sullivan for a rousing finale, full of words and music and signifying nothing.

That I missed her depressed her
young sister named Esther,
This mister to pester she tried.

Now her pestering sisters
a festering blister,
You're best to resist her, say I.

The mister resisted,
the sister persisted,
I kissed her, all loyalty slipped.

When she said I could have her,
her sisters cadaver
Must surely have turned in its crypt.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

But I love she and she loves me.
Enraptured are the both of we.
Yes I love she and she loves I
And will through all eternity!

See what I mean?


So in my mind, I'd replaced the real lyrics from the finale of the Mikado with Tom Lehrer's (admittedly brilliant) pastiche. Which seemed to join perfectly with part of the real chorus.

I suspect the part that it superseded in my mind was:

Nanki-Poo:
- The threatened cloud has passed away,
Yum-Yum:
- And brightly shines the dawning day;
Nanki-Poo:
- What though the night may come too soon,
Yum-Yum:
- We've years and years of afternoon!


Sigh. What can you do about the man?


I think it's the combination of real musical skill and astonishing lyrical dexterity that gets me.

Some of the jokes may have dated slightly (who really remembers the 'Cool School'?) but so much of this is wonderfully fresh.

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Copying...

So.

I've just had my eldest boy introduce me to Tom Lehrer's Lobachevsky - which I first heard, thanks to Neil Frowe, in 1976, in Collingwood.

But they both took just the same amount of pleasure in sharing it with me. And both enjoyed singing along (or was that me?).

What Neil couldn't know of (he only had the records) was the YouTube video of Tom Lehrer teaching Maths (derivation) to a tune from Princess Ida.

Oh, yes, he also couldn't introduce that song to me in 1976 'cos it hadn't happened at that point. It came from the '80s. Causality is a bitch.

Anyway, despite loving my eldest, I have to put on record: "One man deserves the credit...."

Monday, 23 March 2009

I love the Spring, don't you? 'Course you do!

Round and about in Nunhead and East Dulwich at the weekend.