Monday, 23 November 2020

An Update on Government Progress

Not Bob

Priti's in the back room
Cursing at her secretary
I'm on the front bench
Trying to run the government
The man in the beanie
Kicked out, laid off
Took out his cardboard box
Gonna get paid off
Look out kid
Here comes covid
God knows when
But you can catch it again
You better pray that the vaccine
Doesn't fail with Brexit
Truckers in the Farage Garage down in Kent
Want some instructions, but you got none of them
(harmonica)
Corbyn don't scare you
Just say he hates Jews
Keep locked down tight
No sneaking out at night
Oh damn, papers say
Must end for Christmas Day
Science gets put away
Christian country anyway
Look out kid
Keep your plans hid
UK PLC
Open for business, see?
Safety, security
Movement's no longer free
Nail down the BBC
Walk on to destiny
Just tell yourself you're gonna go down in history 

Sandra Bond

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