Friday 12 June 2020

Stocktake of the Plague Year #1

I began Social Distancing early, for the UK, on the 12th March.

That is 92 days ago.  So I thought it was time for a brief stocktake.

Firstly, I feel quite upbeat, and generally OK. 

I’ve kept a brief journal, so these numbers are – broadly – correct.  Some are good, some are less so.  But many are, I think, a consequence of shielding.

Anyway, here we go:

NHS or dental appointments cancelled

3

Online NHS Outpatient consultations

1

Days I cooked supper for more people than just myself

69

(not including reheating leftovers)

 

Days I did some paid work

2

Days I did some work as a charity Trustee

3

Invoices sent

1

VAT bills paid

1

Number of people sharing the house with me

2

Laptop backups taken

12

Paper Guardians bought (much missed)

0

Car Journeys

1

Miles driven

348

Facebook posts and comments

Uncountable

Cultural events cancelled

5

Poems written

1

Messages and letters received about shielding

7

Beards grown

1

Beards shaved off

1

Online surveys of mental health status completed

9

Days on which I did:

 

     - At least a little creative writing

22

     - Something craft-y

43

     - Work on a future game

52

     - Work on the imminent closure of the .demon domain name, which was really annoying because it affected a lot of online accounts

35

Number of online accounts adjusted

76

Number of online accounts that have to be sorted out by post

5

Family film nights

7

Prednislone taken

327mg

Items of garden furniture purchased

1

Days on which I practised juggling

8

Maximum number of objects juggled

4

Most complex patter

Mill’s Mess

Epidemiological or other academic papers related to C-19 read

9

     - 95% confidence interval

7 to 13

Books read and finished

7

Zoom calls

70

Letters written to the Guardian

3

Letters published by the Guardian

0

Loads of laundry (approx.)

16

Major supermarket food deliveries

5

Change in weight

- 5 kg

Watch straps purchased

1

Episodes of ‘Father Brown’ watched

11

Cryptic crosswords completed

58

Walks around the neighbourhood

0

Claps for the NHS

7

Shouting at the Government coronavirus briefings

10 or more

Sunny days with time in the back garden

6

Units of alcohol consumed

180

Average hours sleep a night

6hrs 50min

Net impact on bank balances

+£1,500

Blog posts

37

Average daily steps

797

Stocktakes taken

1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 


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