Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun...Wednesday, 15 October 2025
Wednesday, 1 October 2025
RIP Brian Patten
Another Poet lost.
Minister for Exams
When I was a child I sat an exam.
This test was so simple
There was no way i could fail.
Q1. Describe the taste of the Moon.
It tastes like Creation I wrote,
it has the flavour of starlight.
Q2. What colour is Love?
Love is the colour of the water a man
lost in the desert finds, I wrote.
Q3. Why do snowflakes melt?
I wrote, they melt because they fall
on to the warm tongue of God.
There were other questions.
They were as simple.
I described the grief of Adam
when he was expelled from Eden.
I wrote down the exact weight of
an elephant's dream
Yet today, many years later,
For my living I sweep the streets
or clean out the toilets of the fat
hotels.
Why? Because constantly I failed
my exams.
Why? Well, let me set a test.
Q1. How large is a child's
imagination?
Q2. How shallow is the soul of the
Minister for exams?
See also Gust Becos I Cud Not Spel
Saturday, 27 September 2025
Monday, 19 August 2024
Sunday, 26 May 2024
Sung At The Event For Ken
I've been drinking in the Ornithologists' Arms
Come with me, let's go there now We'll drink to the revolution We'll drink to the avian population We'll drink and drink we'll talk and talk, we'll talk and drink some more We'll drink and drink we'll talk and talk, we'll talk and drink some more 'Cos you can't save the birds without saving the planet And you can't save the planet under capital Under capital We'll have a pint with the country postman He'll talk of early morning owls And of night-jars in the mist And how his management take the piss And singers and poets and all value freedom Will talk of birds on the wing And the songs of freedom that they sing And the flight of the peregrine I've been drinking in the Ornithologists' Arms Come with me, let's go there now We'll drink to the revolution We'll drink to the avian population We'll drink and drink we'll talk and talk, we'll talk and drink some more We'll drink and drink we'll talk and talk, we'll talk and drink some more 'Cos you can't save the birds without saving the planet And you can't save the planet under capital Under capital And the sign of the pub is a giant murmuration It's starlings practising mutual aid And on the bookshelf sits battered old Kropotkin He was more than red in tooth and claw And on the walls hang old binoculars That date from early in this age of extinction Charts of sea levels rising Charts of sea levels rising I've been drinking in the Ornithologists' Arms Come with me, let's go there now We'll drink to the revolution We'll drink to the avian population We'll drink and drink we'll talk and talk, we'll talk and drink some more We'll drink and drink we'll talk and talk, we'll talk and drink some more 'Cos you can't save the birds without saving the planet And you can't save the planet under capital Under capital And the vagrants and the migrants are all equally welcome Yes the vagrants and the migrants are all equally welcome It's not like here, it's not like here Yes the vagrants and the migrants are all equally welcome I've been drinking in the Ornithologists' Arms Come with me, let's go there now
Tuesday, 19 July 2022
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Tuesday, 18 January 2022
Not Larkin About
(Sandra Bond, After Philip Larkin)
Wednesday, 12 January 2022
Sunday, 12 December 2021
Fugue
Fugue
Don’t get us wrong.
We do pound for what has passed,
But more so all that we passed by—
Unthanking, unknowing,
When what we had was ours.
There was another gap that choked us:
The simple gift of farewell.
Goodbye, by which we say to another—
Thanks for offering your life into mine.
By Goodbye, we truly mean:
Let us be able to say hello again.
This is edgeless doubt:
Every cough seemed catastrophe,
Every proximate person a potential peril.
We mapped each sneeze & sniffle,
Certain the virus we had run away from
Was now running through us.
We slept the days down.
We wept the year away,
Frayed & afraid.
Perhaps that is what it means
To breathe & die in this flesh.
Forgive us,
For we have walked
This before.
History flickered in
& out of our vision,
A movie our eyelids
Staggered through.
We added a thousand false steps
To our walk tracker today
Because every step we’ve taken
Has required more than we had to give.
In such eternal nature,
We spent days as the walking dead,
Dreading disease & disaster.
We cowered, bone-shriveled
As a laurel in drought, our throats
Made of frantic workings,
Feet falling over themselves
Like famished fawns.
We awaited horrors,
Building up leviathans before they arose.
We could not pull our heads
From the raucous deep.
Anxiety is a living body,
Poised beside us like a shadow.
It is the last creature standing,
The only beast who loves us
Enough to stay.
We were already thousands
Of deaths into the year.
Every time we fell heart-first into the news,
Head-first, dread-first,
Our bodies tight & tensed with what now?
Yet who has the courage to inquire what if?
What hope shall we shelter
Within us like a secret,
Second smile,
Private & pure.
Sorry if we’re way less friendly —*
We had COVID tryna end things.
Even now handshakes & hugs are like gifts,
Something we are shocked to grant, be granted.
& so, we forage for anything
That feels like this:
The click in our lung that ties us to strangers,
How when among those we care for most
We shift with instinct,
Like the flash of a school of fish.
Our regard for one another
Not tumored,
Just transformed.
By Hello, we mean:
Let us not say goodbye again.
There is someone we would die for.
Feel that fierce, unshifting truth,
That braced & ready sacrifice.
That’s what love does:
It makes a fact faced beyond fear.
We have lost too much to lose.
We lean against each other again,
The way water bleeds into itself.
This glassed hour, paused,
Bursts like a loaded star,
Belonging always to us.
What more must we believe in.
Amanda Gorman
Sunday, 5 December 2021
Picket Line Poem
Saturday, 4 December 2021
Rich Plums
From Twitter
Hal Duncan






